Man Rules

Man Rules 
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story. 
( I must admit, it's pretty good.) 
We always hear " the rules" 
From the female side....

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! 
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " 
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1.. Crying is blackmail. 

1. Ask for what you want. 
Let us be clear on this one: 
Subtle hints do not work! 
Strong hints do not work! 
Obvious hints do not work! 
Just say it! 

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. 
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. 
Don't ask us. 

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 

1. You can either ask us to do something 
Or tell us how you want it done. 
Not both. 
If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself. 

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. . 

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. 
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve coloris.

1.We guys may stink, and it perfectly alright with us. We don't need to bath everyday,

why to bother when a Deo can solve the issue.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. 
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.. 

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football 
or Cricket. 

1. You have enough clothes. 

1. You have too many shoes. 

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 

1. Thank you for reading this. 
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; 


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. 

- By A. Man!

100 Things to Do When Bored in Class

Bored in Class, Or just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

Devise a secret code with your friend then hand in the homework in that code

1. Continually ask questions so that the professor can't give homework
2. Answer the teacher's questions in slow motion
3. Answer questions only with one word
4. Scream random words without anybody noticing it's you
5. Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
6. Ask your professor personal questions
7. Every time the professor finishes talking clap
8. Talk very fast
9. Call the professor "Mom" or "Dad"
10. Count your hair
11. Talk with an accent
12. Answer questions in a different language
13. Fake spasms
14. Pretend to be scared of everything
15. Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors
16. Quote Family Guy
17. Write out plan on how to conquer the world
18. Pretend to Choke
19. Pretend to be drunk
20. Tap your feet on the ground loudly
21. Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer "oh i forgot"
22. Pretend to slip
23. Wink at the teacher
24. Wink at random people
25. Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
26. Smile the whole lesson
27. When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
28. Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
29. Drop your pen and say "accio"
30. Ask your teacher where the potions room is
31. Ask the teacher where he/she is
32. Fake Fart Sounds
33. Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
34. Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
35. Pretend to be sick
36. Pretend to have photographic memory
37. Fake flashbacks
38. Tell people "I'm Pregnant"
39. Ask out the teacher
40. Repeat movie lines
41. Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
42. Sing your favourite song
43. Twitter the whole lesson
44. Pretend to be Indian
45. Write a love note to the teacher
46. Talk to yourself
47. Snort Eraser dust
48. When the teacher enters the room Scream "next"
49. When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
50. On your assignments write very small or extremely big
51. Act like a nerd
52. Pull a "Michael Jackson"
53. Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
54. Talk in slang
55. Get into a fight with yourself
56. Pretend you are a gangster
57. Pretend you are high
58. Bring a bag of flour to the school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
59. Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
60. Act high
61. Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
62. Rate the teacher
63. Pretend you are "Susan Boyle" and sing "I Dream a Dream
64. Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted
65. Fart
66. Sleep
67. Make odd animal noises
68. Act like an undercover spy
69. Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
70. Laugh Stupidly for no reason
71. Act as if you were blind
72. Sit on the floor and beg for money
    
73. Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
74. s.u.c.k/ your stationary seductively while staring at a person
75. Begin Cussing at your self
76. Talk in gangster rap
77. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
78. Pretend to chew gum
79. Point out the window and say "LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN" once every one looks say "oh too late he's gone now"
80. Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
81. Play an air guitar
82. Throw paper airplanes
83. Say random facts about people
84. Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them "i have this problem for years now i can't take it anymore"
85. Narrate your life
86. Beat box
87. Whistle at random things
88. Count random things
89. Pass notes to people you have no interest in
90. Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
91. Play your favorite song in your head
92. Think of what the teacher's life was like
93. Rhyme the last words of everybody's sentences
94. Play paper football
95. Search in your bag/binder for things you don't have
96. Attempt to Find Nemo
97. Take some take and give yourself a waxing
98. Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored

A lovely lesson for life!!!!

A student asks a teacher: What is love?
The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back 
to pick.
The student went to the field, go thru first row,he 
saw one big paddy,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw
another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him
Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he 
know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went 
back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, this is love... you keeplooking for a better 
one,but when later you realize, you have already miss the personThe student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn 
fieldand choose the biggest corn and come back. 
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. 

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage.

Vitamin C Could Shorten Our Life!!

...and especially those who are battling cancer! All this while, direct sellers mindlessly told us that vitamin C could cure any disease; They said their vitamin Cs are self-produced, making it very healthy and safe for consumption; and in order to rev up their sales they'll advice us to take large doses of these vitamin C! Yeah, many people gobble huge doses of vitamin C in hopes of so-called boosting their immune system and warding off illness. But a new research shows that in people with cancer, vitamin C are actually causing more harm than good. In other words, these vitamin C could have "helped" protecting the cancer cells against chemotherapy! Crap! 

Is this still safe for us?


According to Dr. Mark Heaney, the use of vitamin C supplements could have the potential to reduce the ability of patients to respond to therapy. Dr. Heaney and his colleagues tested 5 different chemotherapy drugs on cancer cells in the laboratory. Some of the cells were treated with vitamin C. In every case, including a test of the powerful new cancer drug Gleevec, chemotherapy did not work as well if cells had been exposed to vitamin C!!! The chemotherapy agents killed 30% to 70% fewer cancer cells when treated with the vitamin. Now, that's really, really shocking!

Poor mice! 


And here's another terrible finding: A second set of experiments implanted cancer cells in mice. They found that the tumours grew more rapidly in mice that were given cancer cells pretreated with vitamin C. That means that if we have a mild tumour in us...then after consuming these vitamin Cs, the mild tumour will turn into malignant cancer cells even faster? Now, that's really beyond horrifying...

Yeah! Now he (cancer) has the last laugh!


One final blow: The researchers also found that just like healthy cells, cancer cells also benefit from vitamin C. The vitamin appeared to repair a cancer cell's damaged mitochondria, the energy center of cells. When the mitochondria is injured, it sends signals that force the cell to die, but vitamin C interrupts this process. Again, Vitamin C is being so kind & helpful here. Instead of letting the cancer cell die, it actually revive the evil cells allowing to grow.

...Which is?


So is Vitamin C is still safe for our consumption? I don't know...but the answer is an obvious NO right? It's not fair for me to say anything. Hopefully the experts could clarify about this soon. So you guys better be careful with the supplements that you are taking. And please don't give you families and friends who have cancer consume these lethal killer-vitamin C!

::: Multifunctional pen :::

Never seen anything like it!

Informative thread

THE famous diamond KOHINOOR
was named kohinoor by an Iranian king NADIR SHAH
Presently this diamond is in Tower of London

* - * - * - *

Dhiru Bhai Ambani was having a property of 60000 crore
AT time of his death in 2002 and he started his buisness with only 
15000 rupees

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J.K ROLLING was facing shortage of money before
publishing of her first book and she wrote her first book 
on waste papers

Five Most Tricky Gadgets for IT Giants in 2010

It is really a "bustling"year for IT industry. Apple shook things up with the iPhone 4 and completely rejuvenated the tablet market with the iPad. Android continued its strong growth in the smartphone market. However, there are still some gadgets that embarrassed these technical giants.

Apple TV

Apple TV started shipping three years ago. However, its large size , significantly high price and hard-drive to store media locally lead to relatively lacklustre sales. In Sepetember this year, Apple Inc. relaunched the device with a smaller size and cheaper price($99).

Recently, Apple Inc. announced that its second-generation Apple TV was expected to reach its one millionth sale. If the device continues to sell a million units per quarter, it would amount to $400 million in annual revenue, just a drop in the bucket for a company expected to earn $88 billion in revenue in its fiscal year 2011.

Steve Jobs, Apple's chief executive, had previously called Apple TV "a hobby". Well, a million sales is very tiny comparing with this giants' strong sales of iPad and iPhone4.

Dell Aero

Launched in August this year, Dell Aero is the company's first stab at the smartphone market (by Dell's definitions, at least — the company released the Streak earlier, but it insists the 5-inch call-making device is a tablet and not a phone).

Since its launch,The Aero received many criticisms. It runs on Android 1.5，an early version of Google's mobile operating system. For a brand new phone to be shipping with an out-dated version of Android is simply embarrassing, both to Dell and to the image of the Android.

GoogleTV

Google TV was co-developed by Google, Intel, Sony and Logitech. It integrates Google's Android operating system and Google Chrome browser to create "a new experience for television". Officially launched in October, Google TV has received weak reception. Major American networks have been reluctant to provide shows on Google TV. NBC, CBS, ABC and Hulu have blocked people from watching full-length shows on their Web sites using Google TV. Besides, its complex controller also scared away away many ordinary customers.

In December, Google has asked TV makers like Toshiba to delay the introduction of Google TV, putting the TV makers in an awkward position. 

Microsoft Courier

Courier was a dual-screened tablet that was touch-screen capable, but also featured a stylus pen for hand written text, diagrams and more. Video demonstrations of the product made it seem like the evolution of the digital planner, combined with a personal journal and web-enabled tablet.

It was an ambitious move for Microsoft to launch such a impressive tablet, therefore, this world's technical giant canceled the project before it gets off the ground.

Microsoft Kin


The Kin, which was launched by Microsoft, came in two different models. It was an oddly shaped touchscreen phone with a slide-out keypad that specifically targeted teens by focusing on social media features. Just a few weeks after the phone was released this spring, Microsoft stopped selling it.

The phone was relaunched later this year. Despite a massive marketing campaign in the US, sales remained stubbornly close to zero. The units were over-priced, under powered and it was impossible to add applications to them
.