Bored in Class, Or just want to Laugh Your Heads off?
Devise a secret code with your friend then hand in the homework in that code
- Continually ask questions so that the professor can't give homework
- Answer the teacher's questions in slow motion
- Answer questions only with one word
- Scream random words without anybody noticing it's you
- Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
- Ask your professor personal questions
- Every time the professor finishes talking clap
- Talk very fast
- Call the professor "Mom" or "Dad"
- Count your hair
- Talk with an accent
- Answer questions in a different language
- Fake spasms
- Pretend to be scared of everything
- Draw cartoon characters of your classmates or of the professors
- Quote Family Guy
- Write out plan on how to conquer the world
- Pretend to Choke
- Pretend to be drunk
- Tap your feet on the ground loudly
- Raise your hand for every question your teacher asks you but answer "oh i forgot"
- Pretend to slip
- Wink at the teacher
- Wink at random people
- Smack your thigh and smile at the people who look at you
- Smile the whole lesson
- When the teacher enters the room give a low bow
- Pretend to sleep and snore loudly
- Drop your pen and say "accio"
- Ask your teacher where the potions room is
- Ask the teacher where he/she is
- Fake Fart Sounds
- Ask the teacher for his/her phone number
- Spill you pencil case/box on the floor
- Pretend to be sick
- Pretend to have photographic memory
- Fake flashbacks
- Tell people "I'm Pregnant"
- Ask out the teacher
- Repeat movie lines
- Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts
- Sing your favourite song
- Twitter the whole lesson
- Pretend to be Indian
- Write a love note to the teacher
- Talk to yourself
- Snort Eraser dust
- When the teacher enters the room Scream "next"
- When the Teacher enters the room ask for a refund
- On your assignments write very small or extremely big
- Act like a nerd
- Pull a "Michael Jackson"
- Put some red ink on a ruler, then slash your wrists with it so people think you cut yourself
- Talk in slang
- Get into a fight with yourself
- Pretend you are a gangster
- Pretend you are high
- Bring a bag of flour to the school and on your desk make lines of flour and attempt to snort them
- Once the teacher enters the room get the whole class to sing the national anthem
- Act high
- Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson
- Rate the teacher
- Pretend you are "Susan Boyle" and sing "I Dream a Dream
- Touch a Plug and pretend to get electrocuted
- Fart
- Sleep
- Make odd animal noises
- Act like an undercover spy
- Write down everything the teacher says while repeating what they say
- Laugh Stupidly for no reason
- Act as if you were blind
- Sit on the floor and beg for money
- Think of the best excuses for being late/ not handing in your homework
- s.u.c.k/ your stationary seductively while staring at a person
- Begin Cussing at your self
- Talk in gangster rap
- Challenge your teacher to a rap battle
- Pretend to chew gum
- Point out the window and say "LOOK EVERYBODY SPIDERMAN" once every one looks say "oh too late he's gone now"
- Write a love note and leave it on the chair when you change period
- Play an air guitar
- Throw paper airplanes
- Say random facts about people
- Go up to someone you have never talked to before then tell them "i have this problem for years now i can't take it anymore"
- Narrate your life
- Beat box
- Whistle at random things
- Count random things
- Pass notes to people you have no interest in
- Ask personal details about people you would never have talked to
- Play your favorite song in your head
- Think of what the teacher's life was like
- Rhyme the last words of everybody's sentences
- Play paper football
- Search in your bag/binder for things you don't have
- Attempt to Find Nemo
- Take some take and give yourself a waxing
- Find a better thing to do than find 100 things to do when bored
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